the "cheese" is freeze dried tofu, cashew butter, corn starch, nutritional yeast, soy milk, and vinegar
i live in nyc so i'm expecting the nypd to break down my door and arrest me for committing a hate crime against the entire Italian diaspora any minute now
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Illegal in the UK if its over 8", despite the fact that we use metric here the home office are still using inches for some reason. Annex A
Over 8" - check (Assumed) Sharp point - check Has a portion of plain cutting edge - check Serrations - no, but it has holes instead Does it have more than 1 hole - check. Knife qualifies as a zombie knife.
Instructions unclear.
If that’s over eight inches, it’s a huge pizza to fit in a nyc oven
it's definitely not an 8" knife lol and yeah i have a goddamn shoebox sized oven it can't even fit the length of a standard half sheet pan
Doesn't the UK use some bizarre amalgamation of metric, and imperial?
Sort of, its really odd. Normally products have to be sold in metric. You buy a jar of honey, its sold as 454g, which is 1lbs. Milk is similar, its a round number of pints but the label says how many litres that is. But other things are entirely metric, a loaf of bread is usually 800g, petrol is sold in litres. People that drive use miles for distances but you run 5km. Temperature seems to be going more and more towards metric. Old people use imperial a lot more though too.
Ask someone their weight and you may get kg or stone as the answer. Stone being more likely the older they are.
i certainly don't have a license for hazardous materials handling in the UK so my pizza would have landed me in the slammer