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She is making a GREAT point (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] 25 points 10 months ago (8 children)

9!? You think I can cum 9 times a day!? And apparently hit the egg every fucking time too? I don't mean to question the conclusion because I think birth control should be both parties' responsibility, but I think your premise reveals a distinct lack of grasp on biological reality. Why stop at 9? Why not 900? Really drive your point home! My dick is going to be useless after number 2 or 3 anyway.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    If i cum today and i want to cum tomorrow i will already feel a weaker sensation, probably if i cum 2/3 time in a day that sensation will be as good as laughing at a joke that isn't even that funny

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  • [+] -6 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    "Okay, yea, my nose is always bleeding, my heart is on the verge of exploding, and I am at constant risk of having a seizure at any time. But my dick is rock hard and I can cum like 10 times before I start bleeding from the chafing. Wanna fuck?"

    Who recommends coke to help your sex life? What is this, 1988? My guy, no one needs that much sex. If you do, and you use coke to help you, you might have two addictions.

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