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[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 117 points 3 months ago

Character called Mr. Farts that deals 1500 damage per turn by fart 3.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 35 points 3 months ago

Special skill: bag of holding with infinite cabbage and bean stew supply.

[-] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 3 months ago

Bag of farting

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago
[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 months ago

Why adventure when you can be a mule?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

I’m sworn to carry your burdens

[-] otter@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

MFW ex quipped that out in that moment when my mind was fumbling to think of complex math problems, baseball commentary, "Margaret Thatcher on a cold day", etc. for their benefit. 😶

Oh, the sparkle in their eyes was certainly telling, but I'm not sure if they expected it to work quite so well, or so immediately.

FAFO, I guess? 🤣

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 3 months ago

Genuine GenV character

[-] arachnibot@nodebb.arachnibot.com 2 points 3 months ago

kolanaki@pawb.social sadly exeptions stack, not nullify.

You'll be killed twice

this post was submitted on 28 Oct 2025
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