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Dear Amazon
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this post was submitted on 27 Oct 2025
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Have you tried using it harder?
"With a little effort it's a consumable article", Amazon probably.
All products are consumable products if the quality is bad enough.
I wish there was a dummy on that toilet... then I could make an explosive diarrhea joke.
Best I found:
Close enough.
Answering that requires some calibration. What's the middle ground between explosives and a healthy diet? Because I suspect that "I eat nothing but taco bell" qualifies as "harder".