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[–] 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

*Puts on sexy schoolteacher glasses * You've been a very very naughty girl. Today in home economics we're going to learn to do our laundry.

And hey, nobody is saying you also need to fold it. You just have to put it in the wash.

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  • [–] [S] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

    Okay Mr. Biapathy, I promise I'm trying to pay attention to your lecture, but I keep getting distracted by playing with my ass instead of doing any laundry...

    I'm just hopeless.

    (directors commentary: this shot was such a pain to take, you can see my tripod starting to fall over reflected in the plug! Argh!)

    I hate doing laundry.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Finding pictures like this buried in the comment section gives me feelings.

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  • [–] [S] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    Hopefully they're good feelings! I like rewarding engagement, and leaving plenty of fun easter eggs for the people who read through all the comments.

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    It's okay, you're not hopeless, what's important is that you're trying your best. pats your head

    We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don't we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ 🌟 πŸ†.

    And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by...other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu 😏

    I hope your date went well ☺️

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  • [–] [S] 5 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

    I'm sorry Mr. Biapathy, I tried real hard but I just got so confused with your instructions...

    Did I do it right??

    (I didn't realize there were headpats up for grabs, you'd be shocked what I'll do for sexy glasses and headpats...)

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Ahhhhh, you see, there's your problem. That's a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you've done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)

    Also, I'm honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Oh there's no limit to the effort I'll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don't own a maid costume. I'll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds...

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Um, actually, same...I've also been in the market lmao. We can collab one of these days πŸ˜‚

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I'm starting to see why you'd never have clean panties if this is what you get up to with them!

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  • [–] [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    The worst part is I really did have to grab those from the dirty underwear basket, the pathological avoidance to doing laundry isn't nearly as much of a joke as I would like it to be

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