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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

~~Make me~~

Hey now though, if I was a responsible adult you all would miss out on so much great content...

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

*Puts on sexy schoolteacher glasses * You've been a very very naughty girl. Today in home economics we're going to learn to do our laundry.

And hey, nobody is saying you also need to fold it. You just have to put it in the wash.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 14 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Okay Mr. Biapathy, I promise I'm trying to pay attention to your lecture, but I keep getting distracted by playing with my ass instead of doing any laundry...

I'm just hopeless.

(directors commentary: this shot was such a pain to take, you can see my tripod starting to fall over reflected in the plug! Argh!)

I hate doing laundry.

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[–] iknowitwheniseeit@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Finding pictures like this buried in the comment section gives me feelings.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

Hopefully they're good feelings! I like rewarding engagement, and leaving plenty of fun easter eggs for the people who read through all the comments.

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[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@kinkycats.org 3 points 10 months ago

@Warl0k3 @iknowitwheniseeit what could be more delicious than discovering you toying your tight little arsehole?

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

It's okay, you're not hopeless, what's important is that you're trying your best. pats your head

We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don't we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ 🌟 🏆.

And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by...other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu 😏

I hope your date went well ☺️

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 5 points 10 months ago* (3 children)

I'm sorry Mr. Biapathy, I tried real hard but I just got so confused with your instructions...

Did I do it right??

(I didn't realize there were headpats up for grabs, you'd be shocked what I'll do for sexy glasses and headpats...)

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Ahhhhh, you see, there's your problem. That's a milkmaid costume, not a housekeeper. That explains your strong urges to milk something instead of do laundry. This is my mistake for not being more specific and you've done very well mein leiben. Allow me to remove those panties and give you something more appropriate to satisfy those urges(and against my better horny instincts(because the vibrations sound fun) not start the wash for you)

Also, I'm honestly and sincerely impressed by your shockingly prescient bank of pics or the effort. Damn girl. Good job.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Oh there's no limit to the effort I'll put in for a stupid joke, though to my shock I apparently don't own a maid costume. I'll have to fix this catastrophic wardrobe oversight as soon as I have the spare funds...

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Um, actually, same...I've also been in the market lmao. We can collab one of these days 😂

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

You would be SO CUTE in a maid outfit omg! Do it do it! We'll have that adorable twinzies thing going on!

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[–] Biapathy@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

You will be the first to know 🫡

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I'm starting to see why you'd never have clean panties if this is what you get up to with them!

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

The worst part is I really did have to grab those from the dirty underwear basket, the pathological avoidance to doing laundry isn't nearly as much of a joke as I would like it to be

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

On the one hand, that just adds to the depravity of it all, which I am firmly in favour of, and will not complain about seeing more of!

On the other, sometimes you do just need clean clothes!

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[–] jeremysway@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 10 months ago

I'm trying to imagine the view when your washing machine starts centrifuging... 🤤

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[–] ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 10 months ago*

No @Warl0k3@lemmy.world don't do your laundry, you can send me the dirty ones 🤤

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[–] BenIsThick@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

That’s gonna be one hell of a date 🥵🤤

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

It had better be, I worked myself up way too much getting ready...

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[–] BenIsThick@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

Well, I’d be more than happy to stand in should it be any kind of lame. You got my lower half standing already ngl 🥵

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Your date will certainly appreciate the work I hope. Very well done. A slightly different alignment of the rope might have made you feel a little more uncomfortable...

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

My goal was to make sure there was easy access (I might have opted for... other ways to keep me uncomfortable❤️) but I'm very curious what you have in mind!

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Easy access is always appreciated. Finding ways to keep yourself uncomfortable at the same time is the icing on the cake. I really like the way you think. Good indicator that you know how to please... and that you are eager to do so.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I'll confess that there's a certain amount of self-interest in making sure it takes as little work as possible to get my holes stuffed, but it really was mostly a consideration for his potential benefit...

Here's the additional distraction, btw:

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Dressed up like that I have no doubts that your holes are going to be stuffed. Your date will enjoy to discover what is underneath your dress for sure.

The distraction is chosen perfectly. Will be a constant reminder for sure. Really emphasizes your needy puffy pussy. Have something to sensitize your nipples too?

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Unfortunately no, I couldn't get anything to stay on my tits, they kept getting knocked off by my dress. Damn public decency laws (which absolutely got skirted this evening, photos of that in a little bit.... 😉 )

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Why am I not surprised that you tried to find something appropriate for your tits? Good girl!

Small rubber bands around your nips might have done the trick. You just need to make sure they have the perfect amount of pressure since you would be wearing them for a longer period of time. But imagine how sensitive and tender they would be after a while.

I am glad you are about to (or already did) bend some of those damn public decency laws. Photos are very much appreciated of course. 🤩

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

So yeah, that is a good enough idea I just had to try it:

I couldn't get it to work at all with a regular rubber bands, but I just got my braces off and it turns out those bands are the absolute perfect size for putting on my nipples. So like, fuck, thank you for giving me something to do with those! And for the extremely hot suggestion, I've been wearing them for the past hour and -damn- this is effective.

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I am glad I could help and they really DO look like they have the perfect size. It is great that you are so curious and open minded to try new things!

And thanks for sharing the hot pic. I wonder if you could report how long you had them on and how they affected your nipples afterwards. I think you will still feel them for some time after they have come off.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

Damn, how did you know my fetish was Kinky Mad Scientist. I will give you an enthusiastic technical report!

It was about an hour and a half. And it was a really interesting sensation, because while it was really pinchy, it was all localized to just where the band was and it didn't spread out like you get with clamps. And because the bands were so thin, it was a really really small area, and it was a very unique sensation pain-wise. As something of a pain enthusiast, that was very interesting to find such a novel sensation. Definitely something to try again, next time I'm going to play around with using thicker / more bands!

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

A report written like from a textbook, thank you. Well done and good job as a test subject. 😜 Looking forward to you playing with more / thicker bands and your subsequent reports.

As a pain enthusiast you know the importance of variation when inflicting pain on a body, so just keep as curious as you are.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

We take our methodology very seriously here!

... hang on I'm not sure if this is banter or if I'm just legitimately into nerd shit to an abnormal degree.

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Sounds like a bit of both to me, which is perfectly fine. Makes me curious about what other nerdy stuff you are into.

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[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

Oh the usual "a bit of everything". Anime (super excited for the chainsaw man movie!), cosplay, physical layer networking, 3D printing, the Borderlands games, a bit of warhammer (for the lore, Trayzen x Orikan 4 lyfe), elaborate kinky bondage, etc.

I was only kidding a little about the mad scientist kink, weird tech in a kink context is my absolute favorite.

Howabout you?

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[–] exception@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 10 months ago

Very intriguing interests I have to say, you're obviously a very vibrant personality (and probably one of the most interactive ones here).

You could summarize my likings with tech, games and kink. Thankfully I was able to try almost anything I like in my past but I am always open minded about new things as well.

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[–] ExhibiCat@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

Definitely, I always love combining dates and shibari

[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I'm sure your date will appreciate your efforts, and reward (or punish, depending on preference) you appropriately for them.

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

A good punishment is it's own reward, though.

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[–] Goinggoinggonewild@lemmynsfw.com 1 point 10 months ago

How very true! Well, I look forward to hearing/seeing what was inflicted on you for this.

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[–] justhere@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I am more concerned about you not wearing anything above that. What kind of date is this? :D

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

What kind of date is this?

Well given how the night turned out (I'll post pics soon), it was The Kind I Was Warned About as a teenager... Really fun outing with a longtime play partner. Only time someone's suggested "all-night grocery store" as a place to go on a date (and boy, did that turn into an incredibly hot time)

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[–] justhere@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 10 months ago

You were warned about going on dates with rope panties and a buttplug and then showing that off in public? They just warned me about drugs and stuff, maybe they saw I was too well-behaved

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[–] kiszkot@feddit.nu 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

If you have a longer rope, you could try to continue with a middle loop on the legs like a garter belt. Assuming you have socks with hoops then you can thread the rope through them so it can hold the socks up.

Does it count as panties if it's not covering what it should cover?

[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world [S] 1 point 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

I don't think I've ever encountered socks like that, but now I'm looking for them since that's a pretty hot idea. I love contraptional shibari!

And I'm not sure, but I haven't heard any complaints about my misuse of the undergarment terminology so...

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[–] kiszkot@feddit.nu 1 point 10 months ago

If stocking sewing is easy then you can make some yourself. If not, there are a few models that have a net sorta texture at the end. Or even just fishnet stockings.

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[–] jeremysway@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 10 months ago

Can't wait for more details on how did your date night go. I bet there is an amazing, hot wet and slippery story there. 🤤🤤