It's okay, you're not hopeless, what's important is that you're trying your best. pats your head
We just need to play to your strengths, which is apparently being horny, slutty, and enticingly beautiful. Why don't we try some maid/housekeeper roleplay. You just need to sexily take off your underwear, slowly bend over, and put it in the washer. Ez pz A+ π π.
And no. I did not in fact see your tripod falling over because I was distracted by...other more interesting things. And for the record, I have that exact same plug. Which also means that buttstuff is on the menu π
I hope your date went well βΊοΈ