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(lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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And by move on we mean die
Yes but can I have their money? I can't promise I'll try to revive them. But I'll take the money and dispose of... Actually I don't need any body parts, just the money.
We could flog the body to the guys that test explosives. This happened to someone who thought they were donating a body to medical research.