(inspired by friends' dating app woes)

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[–] 60 points 3 years ago* (23 children)

Can we go back in time to when this was a sexy body for a man? This is dadbod now. I need the bar lowered back to this so I can have a cheeseburger more often.

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  • [–] [S] 12 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Seriously. This is very achievable.

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  • [–] 1 point 3 years ago (8 children)

    Humble brag. Yeah it's certainly more reasonable but let's not get carried away and act like this is easy.

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  • [–] 16 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    Huh? Dude's like 20% body fat in that pic with a tad bit of muscle, that wouldn't even require effort for a lot of guys

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  • [–] -4 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    You need some chicken and broccoli.

    (Aka steroids)

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  • [–] 4 points 3 years ago (2 children)

    TIL.

    Is that really a common expression?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child)

    It's more of a in-joke about what celebrities say when they're asked how they maintain a 350 lb 2% body fat physique than a street name.

    It is generally a good foundational diet for building muscle and losing weight though.

    But so are the steroids, because muscle costs calories to maintain.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 years ago

    I can't remember the exact joke or who made it. The essence was that rich people call cocaine 'White Lady,' regular folks call it 'coke,' and poor people call it '...but Officer.'

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  • [+] -10 points 3 years ago (9 children)

    Such unrealistic expectations for male bodies. This is always the problem, right? That men are always fat shamed? Yeah, totally, this was always the only problem.

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  • [–] 12 points 3 years ago (8 children)

    Yes, get angry about a light hearted body positivity comment because its about men. Not sexist at all. Rage into the abyss at people who propbably agree with you by disparaging them for no reason.

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  • [+] -10 points 3 years ago (7 children)

    You’d look better if you smiled more often.

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