โฒ 2074 โผ Uno reverse ๐ (sh.itjust.works) submitted 3 years ago by Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 190 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[โ] Sanctus@lemmy.world 168 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (4 children) I'm sorry, but due to cultural norms the name Twitter is rooted deep within our modern language. [PERSUASION] Maybe a free little blue check will do the trick Or what? [INTIMIDATION] drop your daughter's dead name and I'll drop your site's. permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [โ] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 60 points 3 years ago (5 children) [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 31 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child) Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn't put up much of a fight himself. Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however. Elon: You're looking at me funny. Is there something you need? [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in. Can I see your wares? No, nothing. I was just lost in thought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] Chailles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) You know you've played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too... permalink fedilink source parent [โ] Pinklink@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago Dee Reynolds? permalink fedilink source parent [โ] harmonea@kbin.social 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree permalink fedilink source parent [โ] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) What game has "THE DARK URGE" dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] jadedwench@lemmy.world 21 points 3 years ago (1 child) Baldur's Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) What perk gives ypu it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 30 points 3 years ago *roll a nat 20 "Get fucked, shitbird. I didn't buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus." permalink fedilink source parent [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago* (1 child) 5. [ELON FANATIC] I agree, my liege. Do you need help convincing others? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] Sanctus@lemmy.world 16 points 3 years ago I'd delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago (1 child) So, you've been playing way too much BG3 too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Define "way too much" please permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago 30 hours a day /s permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] kmkz_ninja@lemmy.world 60 points 3 years ago (5 children) [THE DARK URGE] Imagine feeding Elon to a large flightless bird. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 10 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 31 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child) Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn't put up much of a fight himself. Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however. Elon: You're looking at me funny. Is there something you need? [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in. Can I see your wares? No, nothing. I was just lost in thought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] Chailles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) You know you've played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too... permalink fedilink source parent [โ] Pinklink@lemm.ee 10 points 3 years ago Dee Reynolds? permalink fedilink source parent [โ] harmonea@kbin.social 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree permalink fedilink source parent [โ] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) What game has "THE DARK URGE" dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] jadedwench@lemmy.world 21 points 3 years ago (1 child) Baldur's Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) What perk gives ypu it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 31 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) (1 child) Narrator: You imagine throwing a burlap sack over his head. His underlings would be extremely displeased with you, but he wouldn't put up much of a fight himself. Narrator: You can think of someone who would be extremely pleased with your offering, however. Elon: You're looking at me funny. Is there something you need? [THE DARK URGE] Give in to your desires. [PERSUASION] I have an investment opportunity that I think you would be interested in. Can I see your wares? No, nothing. I was just lost in thought. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] Chailles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) You know you've played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too... permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Chailles@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) You know you've played the game too much when you can hear how the Narrator would read those lines. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too... permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 2 points 3 years ago And you know you've also watched too much Thunderf00t when you can hear how Elon would read his line too... permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] harmonea@kbin.social 9 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago) I started a DU playthrough and laughed almost as hard as I alt-F4ed the first time I picked one of those fantasize options and saw what happened. 10/10 addition to the dialogue tree permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] grue@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (1 child) What game has "THE DARK URGE" dialogue options? I was imagining Fallout before, but this makes me think it must be some newer one. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] jadedwench@lemmy.world 21 points 3 years ago (1 child) Baldur's Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) What perk gives ypu it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] jadedwench@lemmy.world 21 points 3 years ago (1 child) Baldur's Gate 3. Go play it. Now. Sleep is for the weak. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) What perk gives ypu it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) What perk gives ypu it? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago (2 children) When you create a character, you have the option to play an Origin Character, who are the other companions in the game like Shadowheart, a custom character with your own backstory, or a Dark Urges character, who is also custom, but has the additional backdrop of having dark impulses, like wanting to murder random characters. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent [โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Case@unilem.org 2 points 3 years ago Don't forget potentially useless proficiency skills. A rogue with wis as a dump stat provably shouldn't be making too many medicine checks lol. Ive only messed with that origin once. I'm still exploring builds, not so much because I'm unaware of the RAW stuff, but to see how its implemented in BG3. I haven't left act one yet, lol. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 1 point 3 years ago (1 child) Ok guess I just overlooked it. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 1 point 3 years ago I think it's the bottom right option. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] SinkingLotus@lemmy.world 4 points 3 years ago I very quickly learned not to trust the Dark Urge to stop at imagining the act. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Dr_Fetus_Jackson@lemmy.world 30 points 3 years ago *roll a nat 20 "Get fucked, shitbird. I didn't buy your bullshit even when people thought you were techno Jesus." permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] pivot_root@lemmy.world 17 points 3 years ago* (1 child) 5. [ELON FANATIC] I agree, my liege. Do you need help convincing others? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] Sanctus@lemmy.world 16 points 3 years ago I'd delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] Sanctus@lemmy.world 16 points 3 years ago I'd delete my save if I hit this option, just to be sure. permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago (1 child) So, you've been playing way too much BG3 too? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Define "way too much" please permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago 30 hours a day /s permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] bustrpoindextr@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago (1 child) Define "way too much" please permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [โ] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago 30 hours a day /s permalink fedilink source parent
[โ] lord_ryvan@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 years ago 30 hours a day /s permalink fedilink source parent
