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Uno reverse 🔁 (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 years ago by Wats0ns@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] blanketswithsmallpox@kbin.social 32 points 3 years ago (3 children)

So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?

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[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 43 points 3 years ago

I mean...im already a masochist when i fuck so...I...I really don't know how we got here to be perfectly honest.

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[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)

If I win the Powerball I'll be able to afford a good Dom.

Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can't get their way but I'm a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

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[–] elscallr@lemmy.world 18 points 3 years ago

We obey the laws of mathematics in this house!

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[–] assassin_aragorn@lemmy.world 16 points 3 years ago

Nah just donate to charity until you're well below a billion. Even a hundred million sets me up for life, and it has the added bonus of not being so much that my descendants end up as fucking idiots like Musk.

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