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[โ€“] 167 points 3 years ago (2 children)

The only thing that gets me hard is billionaires not getting their way.

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  • [โ€“] 32 points 3 years ago (3 children)

    So when you win the Powerball you'll have to be a masochist to fuck?

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  • [โ€“] 34 points 3 years ago (1 child)

    If I win the Powerball I'll be able to afford a good Dom.

    Now the real paradox: if I can only cum when billionaires can't get their way but I'm a billionaire and my mistress denies me orgasm, what happens? Does the universe implode on itself?

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