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You’re sentenced to death, what animal WYR have kill you? (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
submitted 7 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/wouldyourather@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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The group chat got leaked and now you have been sentenced to death in a Roman wild beast hunt. If you kill the animal, another one will be put in to take its place. You are completely unarmed. Any animal that could eventually kill a human is allowed. (You can’t say something like a fruit fly, for instance.)

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[-] minimum@mander.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

Elephant.

It'd be cool to die fighting a terrifying unbeatable giant. And getting my skull crushed would be painless too.

[-] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 2 points 7 months ago

Ive seen an elephant kill someone, they won't go for the head first; the one in the video didn't go for the head at all

[-] minimum@mander.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Intentionally position head under stomp when tired of resisting.

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