▲ 934 ▼ If you go to monkey attack beach you may suffer a monkey attack because monkeys frequent monkey attack beach (lemmy.world) submitted 3 years ago by Chadsalot@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 49 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Custoslibera@lemmy.world 48 points 3 years ago (4 children) “Hey honey, would you like to go to Cannibal Island? Oh no, don’t worry, it’s just a name.” permalink fedilink source hideshow 8 child comments replies: [–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 41 points 3 years ago (1 child) "What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago You can cannibalise my peninsular. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Jtee@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago The cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror! permalink fedilink source parent [–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_%28December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] raptir@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Wow. "These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they'll be friendly!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago "They don't speak the same language as me, but I've got faith that God will figure something out." permalink fedilink source parent [–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 2 points 3 years ago Greenland has entered the chat permalink fedilink source parent
[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 41 points 3 years ago (1 child) "What he meant is Cannibal Island is actually a peninsula" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago You can cannibalise my peninsular. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Cabrio@lemmy.world 9 points 3 years ago You can cannibalise my peninsular. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Jtee@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago The cave of hopelessness! Why do they call it the cave of hopelessness? Oh dear not my lad, for it was named after its discoverer, Reginald Hopelessness. The first man to be eaten by the tunneling horror! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Tetsuo@jlai.lu 2 points 3 years ago (1 child) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Allen_Chau#%3A%7E%3Atext%3DJohn_Allen_Chau_%28December_18%2Cabout_Christianity_with_the_tribe.?wprov=sfla1 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] raptir@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Wow. "These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they'll be friendly!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago "They don't speak the same language as me, but I've got faith that God will figure something out." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] raptir@lemm.ee 4 points 3 years ago (1 child) Wow. "These people have killed or attempted to kill everyone who came to their island. But maybe if I tell them about Jesus they'll be friendly!" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago "They don't speak the same language as me, but I've got faith that God will figure something out." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] butterflyattack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago "They don't speak the same language as me, but I've got faith that God will figure something out." permalink fedilink source parent
[–] blackluster117@possumpat.io 2 points 3 years ago Greenland has entered the chat permalink fedilink source parent
