Hot take of the day: a worrying number of leftists are actually just McDonald’s customers with the serial numbers filed off

The world is McDonald’s Where the McFlurry Machine Is Broken but we just have to wait until the Flurry Machine Repair Guy Shows Up when everything will be magically fixed. Any attempt to Order Something Else makes you a lukewarm Weirdo Who Eats Nuggets When Everyone Else Wants Ice Cream anything less than the Flurry Machine Repair Guy (which we are forever waiting for btw) is completely useless. Also consuming certain Menu Items or makin certain lifestyle choices is sinful and UnMcDonaldly bad praxis.