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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Please don't rob us, we don't carry more than $20 in cash for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

When I managed a pizza place, people would ask if the driver could bring change for $100. I'd tell them if they wanted to leave a $50 tip, the driver can give them his $20.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

It's kind of stupid how common this is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok but did anyone actually tip 50 bucks?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One time a dude was really blazed and handed a driver a $50 bill instead of a 5, but that's the only time I can think of outside especially large orders.

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was once told you rob a delivery man for his pizza not his cash as the police won't do shit for theft of pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also, all we're expected to do in that situation is remake the pizza and deliver it. As long as no one is being hurt, I wouldn't mind someone just holding me up for the pizza, I guess.