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I FUCKING KNEW IT (hexbear.net)

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[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 61 points 5 months ago

So the bullets were misdirection then ig?

Whatever who gives a shit

New player class just dropped, cop priest

[-] AOCapitulator@hexbear.net 89 points 5 months ago

mfw you sentence your own child to death because you're such a bootlicking loser

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 62 points 5 months ago

That's Mormons for you

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 43 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

"I'm a good boy" thumb-cop

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

When I say that Mormons are one of the most dangerous and insipid elements of USAan life, a lot of people think I'm weird, but they're not good folks

They will be one of the strongest opponents to a revolutionary force that emerges in the States

[-] picklemeister@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

the most realistic part of fallout lore was always the mormons surviving nuclear apocalypse as a more or less intact independent polity

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

Yup, would have been weird seeing the Mormon Super Mutants

[-] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

Mornons turned America into a religion. That should make it clear just how dangerous they are

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Absolutely, I have no words strong enough to express their combination of theory-gary , blob-no-thoughts , not-listening and sus-torment

[-] redchert@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 5 months ago

They are the most culturally dynamic white people in america, they have massive influence over the cultural & media landscape - look how many actors and singers were mormon. Hell even the secret services recruit massively from mormon communities.

[-] robot_dog_with_gun@hexbear.net 48 points 5 months ago

dad's a snitch lmao

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 47 points 5 months ago

Worse: he's a retired cop.

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 38 points 5 months ago

I feel like I need to tell my son I will never snitch on him now

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 33 points 5 months ago

If you see ~~someone~~ your son ~~shoplifting~~ assassinating a right wing media figure, no you didnt

[-] tocopherol@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

My parents basically told me that as a kid and it did make me feel more secure in life, if you're a parent or friend of a real one it's good to remind them you would never rat them out.

[-] livejamie@lemmy.zip 19 points 5 months ago

100k is 100k

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

Shithead like this would probably donate the fee to Charlie kirks estate

[-] cricbuzz@hexbear.net 1 points 5 months ago

he's never going to see that money, btw

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 45 points 5 months ago

no, they were a function of an internet-poisoned mind, a 4chan tier shitpost

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 21 points 5 months ago

The ends justify the means I guess shrug-outta-hecks

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 34 points 5 months ago

Does Charlie Kirk's end justify the memes, though

[-] Assian_Candor@hexbear.net 27 points 5 months ago

Yeah I mean the shithead's dead and we are getting blamed either way so trying to discern whether or not he is a groyper is a purely academic exercise for us