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He took it literally (files.catbox.moe)
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[-] lka1988@sh.itjust.works 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

My first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:

"But that tool is sharp, right?"

"Nope"

"If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?"

"Why are you trying to put words in my mouth?"

Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring. So just stfu with cops.

[-] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 7 points 8 months ago

This is why solicitors typically recommend you say "no comment"

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 8 months ago

“If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?”

I feel like my automatic response to that would be "that's a really weird question to ask"

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