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[–] 32 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

People try and talk their way out of it and dig a deeper hole. For example, what I imagined happening with that Briton arrested for carrying a garden trowel:

"But that tool is sharp, right?"

"A bit"

"If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?"

"Probably"

"You've just admitted to carrying an offensive weapon. Accept this caution or we'll escalate this further"

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  • [–] 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

    My first thought would be to just act stupid in that specific situation and straight up lie out of my ass:

    "But that tool is sharp, right?"

    "Nope"

    "If someone attacked you, would you stab them with it?"

    "Why are you trying to put words in my mouth?"

    Of course, this also has a high likelihood of backfiring. So just stfu with cops.

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