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He took it literally (files.catbox.moe)
submitted 11 months ago by to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works
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[–] 27 points 11 months ago (1 child)

Everyone is the hero of their own story. This implies that every person thinks they're doing the right thing.

So if they've been accused of a crime, there must be some misunderstanding. If I explain what happened they'll let me out because I didn't do anything wrong.

It's not the only reason people talk, but it's a big one.

Remember, the line is: " you have the right to remain silent, anything you say, can and will be used against you".

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  • [–] 5 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    i mean sometimes i know i'm a big dumb idiot, it's pretty obvious when we were at the parade and i sat on my chair and it exploded into fifteen pieces right in front of the police officer and he said "you can't park there, mate" as i was waddling to my feet, there were no heroes

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  • [–] 0 points 11 months ago* (1 child)

    Cops are like Batman. They lie about literally fucking everything. He even said so and they have too. "Literally" was literal. Guns aren't porn but if you told them they can be, they won't care because they already have way too much money.

    Heath Ledger was the Hero. Money is the root of all evil. He burnt it and THAT is a crime? Cops are LITERALLY EVIL. Evil isn't even real.

    So then, obviously, Cops aren't real. So making them vanish isn't murder. Ask Robert Heinlein for the how to.

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