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this post was submitted on 31 Aug 2025
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As a bald man, I may consider staying with you as I suppose no hair will be licked.
other hair may also be licked---my dog is really into beards and eyebrows. He also tries to get into ear canals. For him, though, you just need to wash off the tasty, tasty face oils. Then he gives a single lick and walks off in disappointment.
My dog likes licking armpits. It’s usually only my own, but when he’s mauling you if you put your arms up and he sees pit he’s going for it.
My partner's the tasty one in the relationship. I don't wear lotion or anything, he just isn't into my flavor :(
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Their tongues are pretty rough, you don't want them licking your scalp either.
No hair anywhere?
Below the belt, yes.
Presumably, you still have hair elsewhere on your body.
You pre-zoomed correctly.