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submitted 1 year ago by SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

But... How the fuck is it getting on the chair? Sitting there naked and grinding it in!?

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[–] silicon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 child)

If it's fabric then the smell will permeate into it and stay there. Certain things like vinegar and baking soda might get rid of or lessen smells though.

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Get the cheapest vodka and a spray bottle, works great on all upholstery smells

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[–] buddascrayon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

The part not seen here is that the guy hadn't showered for over a week "because CSGO2 just came out".

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[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Farting while sitting on it would be my guess

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