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[-] [email protected] 180 points 5 days ago

They're going to take your job.

🤓📚🤚🦋 Is this an empathetic message?

I wonder why everyone hates CEOs

[-] [email protected] 75 points 5 days ago

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

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[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

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[-] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

And body knows it!!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

The “CEO” looks like he is 12 - typically LinkedIn BS

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