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[-] LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 75 points 1 year ago

It’s always open season on ceos!!!

[-] Cian@hispagatos.space 30 points 1 year ago

@LadyMeow @drolex Just choose the way

In the picture is written "Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual. Seen among others Luiggi Mangione.

[-] hddsx@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 year ago

Orcas…?

[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

They have a hard on for yachts. People are hopeful that rng hits a billionaire eventually.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 1 year ago

We must always sacrifice to the Deep Ones. For when the sacrifices stop, the dream will end. We shall all perish when Dagon awakes.

[-] S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago

And body knows it!!

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