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[-] weariedfae@sh.itjust.works 54 points 11 months ago

"I want to live like common people. I want to do whatever common people do."

[-] bytesonbike@discuss.online 6 points 11 months ago

"Garcon? I'd like one of your... Big Mac burger meals, medium rare please. If you have truffles, please include them on the side. Also my chosen table by the window seems to be occupied. Please chase them away. Thank you."

[-] patxi@mastodon.world 2 points 11 months ago

@weariedfae @The_Picard_Maneuver
And in an instance, my brain was turned in to Pulp

[-] RubberDuck@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

The William Shatner version of this is really good. Really spits out the "poor is cool" part

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