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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Does getting married in D&D confer bonuses to your hit die, like how marriage IRL confers a bonus to your taxes? ๐Ÿค”

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

http://dnd5e.wikidot.com/spell:ceremony

Wedding. You touch adult humanoids willing to be bonded together in marriage. For the next 7 days, each target gains a +2 bonus to AC while they are within 30 feet of each other. A creature can benefit from this rite again only if widowed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

lmao awesome

I also like they can only do it again if they are widowed.

"I'm sorry babe. It's the 8th day and I need the bonus."

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

That's why I married a zealot barbarian.