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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Raise cattle and still be vegetarian for maximum efficiency!

[-] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

well if you want to cherish the fact that every bite you take equals onehundred bites of veggies then eating wolf is better - you eating vegetables would then only increase the amount by 1%.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

But isn't minmaxing the fun out of your game to chase the 1% damage increase exactly what RPGs are about?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

What about eating the humans that eat wolves that eat cattle that eat the plants?

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

think big! imagine eating cannibals who eat human that eat wolves that eat cattle that eat plants! Alternatively we could put some polar bear into the chain to keep it fresh

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Don't eat the liver tho. Polar bear liver contains so much vitamin A that it is toxic for humans.

this post was submitted on 19 Jul 2025
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