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[-] [email protected] 44 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don’t Christians believe the entire purpose of the rainbow is a promise their god won’t drown them all again?

I suppose in that regard; the rainbow is actually pretty fucking evil

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 years ago

Yes, biblically it serves as a reminder to god and humanity that god promised he wouldn't use a flood to destroy all life on earth again. I guess he was worried that he'd forget or something. Like oops. I can't kill all humanity by flood, I need to use a different method, good thing that rainbow reminded me.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

So, in a sense, gays (rainbow) are also a reminder to God that he wouldn't use a flood to destroy all life on earth again, so any time I get plumbed, I'm reminding god not to destroy earth!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Exactly! We're helping!

He didn't rule out fire, volcanoes, asteroids, or anything else. But at least it won't be a worldwide flood again lol

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

Every time a Christian bitches about a pride flag, we should say to them, "why do you hate God and Noah?"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

I just think about their how bigotry has taken the joy of rainbows away from them.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Well, you see... it comes from the old testament, so it only counts every other seventh word on the third Tuesday of the month. Unless it's about gay people obviously

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

As a Christian who actually paid a lick of attention to what the Bible claims Jesus said, I agree.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

What, really!? My high school science teacher told it was because the water in the atmosphere splits the light into 7 colors. I have been ripped off, dude.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

Blue bends best and red reflects rotten!

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