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why I haven't gotten any work done today (lemmy.zip)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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  • clothes feel weird, need to change them
  • just heard thunder, better check the weather (even though I'm not going anywhere lol)
  • oh shit did I feed the fish!?
  • my mouth is dry
  • 3020393920 unread texts and emails
  • I didn't brush my teeth this morning and my mouth feels gross
  • have to poop
  • now I can't brush my teeth until the bathroom stops being stinky
  • fan is blowing hair in face, gotta go find bandana to tie it back
  • it's too hot in here
  • now it's too cold in here
  • no matter what i do it's too humid
  • my glasses are smudgy but the cleaning cloth is on the other side of the room
  • oops I got hungry again
  • now my stomach hurts because I ate too fast
  • HOW THE FUCK IS IT 6:23 PM AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED!?
  • I'm posting on lemmy lol
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[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago

I would really start with the pooping, as in NOW!!! Especially with an upset tummy.

Brush your teeth in the kitchen sink if you have to.

Set a timer to feed the fish - maybe have it not make any noise like just vibrate, and don't stop it until the fish is fed. If the timer is gone then the fish are fed. I can't handle pets rn though so what do I know... :-P I just really enjoy my patterns rn and want to share that:-D.

Fuck those glasses (not literally, that would make it way worse).

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

While I agree with, and sometimes do, brush teeth at the kitchen sink; there is a pretty big risk the toothbrush just stays in the kitchen...

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Get multiple toothbrushes and toothpastes.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

It's okay not to be perfect, perhaps:-D

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