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Not again! (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago

Do people leave their clothes behind when raptured? Would it be a bunch of naked people ascending into the sky?

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 days ago

Why do you think members of an otherwise prudish religion keep telling you it's going to happen soon? It's projection! They really can't wait until naked people zipping up into the sky.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 days ago

Not gonna lie, I kinda want to see that too.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Well, yeah. As soon as we see it, we can begin the Apocalypse Orgy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

I’m just hoping for a democratic socialist agenda to finally be viable. Seems like a rapture of the religious nutters would be the easiest answer.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Do you have any idea what the average naked person looks like?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Ain't about that. Just wanna see those particular assholes float away.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

it's more than just the asshole that's floating away

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

For those types, the asshole has taken over and is all that remains.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

God Awful Movies has done a bunch of rapture movies. Most of them do the clothes in place thing, so that there's something to find for those "left behind." Sometimes they're mysteriously folded.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Sometimes their mysteriously folded.

That shit always cracked me up

[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago

I'd expect everyone is robed in heavenly garments, to save the embarrassment from having been raptured with your pants down.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Surely god will just bestow upon you a dong as unto a donkey and abs ripped like the parting of the red sea.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

I sure hope not. I don't want to have to deal with new plumbing at my age, the factory-issued set gives me enough problems

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

I agree, I mean can you imagine being downgraded to a donkey's size? 😔

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

Yes but you leave sinful things like your genetals behind too so there's really nothing to cover anymore anyway

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

All blodied up? Or still useful? I'll pick some up, see what the dock can stick on me.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

It's a matter still at the heart of scholarly debate but I'm more in the camp of if you're fast enough you probably could attach a bloodied genital or two

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

How else will they be able to sell overpriced angel togas?

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