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[-] [email protected] 40 points 2 weeks ago

Of course, she's a consultant.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago

Not only a regular consultant, but a "solutions-based" one. As opposed to another kind of consultant?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

So a "problems-oriented" consultant?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

It's more successful than "invoice-based".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Every consultant is "invoice-oriented". Some are more than just invoice-oriented.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

"Invent problems by your own so you can sell a solution"

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

I'm a problems-oriented consultant. Whatever your problem is, I can help you split it into two barely smaller problems.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

What I really need to know though is does she leverage her experience and talents to find me the best solutions

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Hey, sometimes I just want you to listen to me talking about this huge fucking dumpster fire I got going on.

Can we just take a moment looking at the artistic chaos of it all, without all your pesky "solutions"?

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