Almost helped an old lady cross the street but then remembered she wants to flip her $18 home to me for $950,000 (TikTok screenshot)
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[–] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said "I need about tree fitty" and that's when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

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