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Thieving (lemmy.world)
submitted 3 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 102 points 3 days ago

No. He didn't steal. He is a mighty hunter. Yes he is. Yes he is! He hunted down the mighty sausage beast, stalked it, and killed it all on his own. Yes he did! Yes he did! And he did murder while being so adorable! Yes he is. Yes he is!

[-] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago

That's a helluva tale for a neighbor that likely just gave him one

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

All cats believe in their hearts that they are mighty lions and tigers. Let them have this. :D

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

I mean, to any creature that weighs 3 pounds or less, he's right. If you're a field mouse a house cat is a terrifyingly effective predator.

More tuna are eaten by house cats than lions.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Well, according to my cats, they get the tuna because they killed the tuna. They are the mighty hunters after all.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

My cat just finds the nearest big idiot to yell at. That's usually me.

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