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Security Theater (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago

Meanwhile, I get my dong dapped up every time I go through.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

I had a lady in Cairo working my breasts like she was taking the lids off jars. Hornk hornk hornk. All behind a curtain so my modesty was protected.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Common check to see if you have fake screw-on boobs

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Maybe it happens more than we know in the middle east.

Any screw on boobies have to go in the trays, no exceptions.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

That's standard airport procedure: you have to unjar the jugs.

Personally I can't be arsed to protect my modesty; I'm trying to get on a flight. Just check the goods and lemme go on.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

that's called an Alabama Handshake

[-] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

It's not even ginormous or nothin'

Madness.

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