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[–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yeah, but botulism is all natural.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Only all natural 100% organic toxins injected into my face! 😤

    JK, I'll also take any variety of filler you got to keep my face from caving in on itself.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Through an improbable and insane series of events, the only facial filler I have right now is 250CCs of weasel cum. I can discount the service or reschedule you when another filler is available.

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