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[–] 50 points 1 year ago* (8 children)

My favorite hypocrite is Jenny McCarthy who obviously has never met a cosmetic injectable she doesn't like but was one of the foremost anti-vax idiots out there.

Botulism toxin injected directly into my face - 🌞🎶😁👄👅

A vaccine preventing measles mumps and rubella - 😵‍💫☠️💀❤️‍🩹👎

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  • [–] [S] 19 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Botox is actually super helpful for a number of legitimate medical reasons, which a lot of people don't know. Migraines, limb contractures, anal fissures as a few examples.m

    I hope Jenny McCarthy stubs her toe.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    Yeah, but botulism is all natural.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Only all natural 100% organic toxins injected into my face! 😤

    JK, I'll also take any variety of filler you got to keep my face from caving in on itself.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Through an improbable and insane series of events, the only facial filler I have right now is 250CCs of weasel cum. I can discount the service or reschedule you when another filler is available.

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