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[-] [email protected] 43 points 1 month ago

This reminds me of the conversation I had with my co workers the other day. They basically warned don't do to your 10th/15th year class reunion, especially if you're in a relationship. All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly... aren't. And they're HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

[-] [email protected] 45 points 1 month ago

Hey, can I come to your reunion?

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Asking for a friend

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

I'm gonna tell you a secret, but you can't share it ok?

~X~ ~year~ ~reunions~ ~happen~ ~every~ ~year.~ ~Kids~ ~graduate~ ~every~ ~year.~

[-] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don’t really see the point in them anyway, why would I care about a dick measuring contest between people I no longer know

[-] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Are you’re kidding, that’s the best time to go. Make them regret their choices, both then and now.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Somehow I feel like this is wishful thinking.

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

Wishful thinking? It was a warning.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

All the girls who were used to constantly being in demand suddenly… aren’t. And they’re HORNY. And not in a very good way. In a very sad/depressing way.

Had a friend who joked that if anyone questioned whether she was still hot, they only had to count the rings.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

But to do that you'd have to cut her in half

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