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[–] 33 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss's desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a "thank you" for bringing back some lunch.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

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