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[–] 159 points 1 year ago* (5 children)
  1. Have vendor take you out to lunch.

  2. Walk into bosses office and regurgitate the lunch onto their desk.

  3. Profit?

Make sure the vendor buys you a nice boozy drink. Some top shelf whiskey or something. Bosses love top shelf whiskey.

And make sure you get something that looks absolutely repulsive after you vomit it back up. I'd recommend a Greek Salad, extra feta.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 year ago* (4 children)

    Take long enough and you can just shit on the boss's desk, slap down the paper, and ask for a "thank you" for bringing back some lunch.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Take a picture of the shit and add it to the expense report. Make sure you notate that you did not keep the gift and instead rescinded ownership to your boss.

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