I had a killer week at the movies:

Ballerina 5/5: I wasn't sure about a John Wick spin-off but man this was creative and different. I like ADA as a lead and the creative kills really sell this. We weren't asking for it but it does justify its existence. No spoilers but a specific grenade kill was up there for the coolest kill I've seen in any movie.

Bring Her Back 3.5/5: There's some genuinely gross and impactful moments in this. It's not my favorite horror movie but it does a good job

Pedator: Killer of Killers 5/5: this movie FUCKING RIPS. I love triptychs, and these stories rock, this is everything I want from Predator and more

The Phoenician Scheme 4/5: it's hardly the best Wes Anderson movie but it's still very funny, very unique, and very worth seeing

Dan Da Dan: Evil Eye 4/5: Dan Da Dan rocks and I like the start of this season. The cliffhanger is a bit much but makes sense because this is just 3 TV episodes duct taped together

How to Train Your Dragon (2025) 3/5: I don't have the nostalgia for this series but I did appreciate that it's basically the same movie as the original. I know people think this is peak children's media but I think it's just slightly above average

The Life of Chuck 5/5: I know absolutely everyone hates it when people say "don't look up anything, go in blind to this movie" but that's what I did and this movie is incredible. Honestly Tom Hiddleston is good but hardly steals the show

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade 4/5: I loved seeing this in theaters. It's a classic for a reason, it's just a little of its time

The Transporter 2/5: I'm fine with crime movies but I have a hard time taking the protagonist seriously because he seems to be upset that he's doing a crime as a career criminal. I don't think his morality makes sense and I can't reconcile it with the rest of the movie