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Pineapple Pizza (lemmy.world)
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[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I know lots of people that have never bothered to try the decidance of pineapple and ham

[-] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Fuck you for enjoying it, but also thank you for not calling it "bacon"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Will you at least buy me a hawaiian pizza first??

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Under the assumption we're hatefucking? I mean, yeah sure, I'm not a monster. I can stuff it in your mouth while we bang if you're into that.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

You can do what you want, as long and I get that sweet/salty mix on my pizza!!

[-] [email protected] 0 points 1 week ago

You can call it decadence all you want but wet pizza toppings are objectively bad for the quality of the pizza. It doesn't matter how much you pat it dry, that pineapple weeps liquid as it cooks and makes the texture of the cheese beneath it gross.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Idk wtf youre talking about, don't think Ive ever had a "soggy" Hawaiian pizza

[-] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Your oven isn't hot enough.

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