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[–] 58 points 1 year ago (12 children)

I grew up by the sea and seagulls can fuck right off. Ones where I was learned to shit on you and your food from above so you would put it in the bin, then they'd raid the bin and eat the shit covered food.

A near-lifetime around these fuckers gives me some sympathy for this guy. Not a lot, but some.

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  • [–] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren't a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside... I wondered why there weren't more chip stands serving seagull meat.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago

    Small flighted bird - Low meat ratio

    Human food scavenger - Dirty malnourished

    Of course, if you give McDonalds any hints, they might throw em in a grider whole and start a new line of nuggets.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago*

    Grew up by the sea too. Humans destroyed the vast majority seagulls' habitat, overfished a ton, so if now they steal from us, it's only fair. They are wild animals and need food. People should learn to protect their food instead of being a horrible piece of shit.

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