P1nkman comments on First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars.

[–] P1nkman@lemmy.world 35 points 1 year ago (1 child)

They'll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them.

Then they'll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Nah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.

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[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago

More likely to be "let go" only to be rehired one county over immediately. That's what they do with the cops with records that they can't simply handwave away.

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