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First Graders. They're snatching First Graders in Unmarked cars. (discuss.online)
submitted 1 year ago by to c/peoplebluesky@lemmy.world
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[–] 82 points 1 year ago (5 children)

There's gonna be videos of ice shooting children by the time this is all over

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  • [–] 35 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    They'll run into a classroom where kids are drawing, and claim they feared for their lives, because the pens could be used to harm them.

    Then they'll get 2-6 weeks paid leave, and be promoted when they get back.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Nah, they’ll just get a stacked pension and an early retirement, putting them back into the field is bad optics.

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