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[–] 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Southern Baptists? I think you left out all their other usual targets: Catholics, spicy food, jazz, orgasms for fun, bright colors not associated with flags or maybe a football team, female orgasms, singing, alcohol, drag shows, salads with less than 51% mayonnaise content, men using umbrellas, single mothers, showing people kissing on TV or movies, Jews, Muslims, really any brown person, wasabi, mangoes, and aged cheese.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Since you brought up salad, any lettuce other than iceberg, lest we forget arugala-gate

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