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[–] 144 points 1 year ago (5 children)

I've never know a happy Southern Baptist. I'm not interested in being as miserable as them.

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  • [–] 26 points 1 year ago

    The only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they'd kick their teenage kids out of the house. They're divorced now.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Do you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.

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