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I am going into battle and I want your strongest potions. (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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[-] [email protected] 21 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i get no closer to understanding whats happening in this comic every time it's reposted

edit: thank you for the answers. got it finally. i thought the merchant was the customer, as there's nothing to suggest she's standing at a sales counter. it looks like she's getting them herself

[-] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

little wizard girl buys an excessive amount of resist potions so that she can have sexy times with her not elder scrolls flame atronach daedra gf that she summons on the regular

[-] [email protected] 31 points 6 days ago

Wizard girl wants to do the deed with sexy fire elemental so needs fire resistance potions, and shopkeeper is judging her for it apparently.

Reads like: that's a lot of fire resistance potions... Judging glance. Sexy fire lady and nerdy wizard girl sweating like a teenager buying condoms for the first time

[-] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

If anything the sexy fire lady looks proud of herself ๐Ÿ˜

[-] [email protected] 20 points 6 days ago

I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion. I find the female Atronaches in The Elder Scrolls IV Oblivion sexy. However, their body is made up of 87% fire, and 100% fire surrounds them. That could kill me if I tried to have sex with one. To remedy this, the Flame Atronach casts a spell on me making me resistant to fire. Keep in mind, resistant is not the same as immune. I still take damage. It is either 1 point or 0 points of damage each second I am having sex with her. Just because a particular second caused 0 points of damage, does not mean that I did not feel anything, It just means that I took no damage. I am not going to rush through having sex with this Flame Atronach, I make sure I pleasure anything I have sex with, especially non-humans! I'd rather take damage than not pleasure the Flame Atronach.

The Flame Atronach and I go to the Planes of Oblivion to have sex. When having sex with non-humans, it is ALWAYS sexier to have sex in their natural habitat rather than a human's natural habitat.

Before we went into the Planes of Oblivion, the Flame Atronach let all the Daedra know that we are just here for sex. The Daedra will not attack us because they know I am here at the Planes of Oblivion on sexual business. This includes the Dremora. However, the Dremora Marknyaz thinks that I am going to be an easy recruit for becoming a follower of Mehrunes Dagon considering that I am having sex with a Flame Atronach. However, I have no interest in becoming a Daedra.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 6 days ago

buying large amounts of fire resistance potions for sesbian lex

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

i figured something like that. but... why are panel 1 and 2 the same? did she turn into the fire woman? or is that a different character? who's the witch hat girl? nothing follows from anything in this

[-] [email protected] 12 points 6 days ago

Witch hat girl is customer, who just put her shopping basket on the counter. Panel 1 and 2 is the shopkeep looking at the basket and judging her

[-] [email protected] 6 points 6 days ago

now i get it, thank you

[-] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago

It took me a few times to get it as well, and I was trying to understand why. I think your comment helped me: To me it looks like the Wizard is the one selling the potions, and the shop owner is the buyer. I can't tell you why it looks that way to me, just that it does.

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