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submitted 4 days ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Starting mid June, SUPER stoked to finally have a job that does good work. Been over 18 months since i lost my last job in the tech field, so this feels SO fucking good!

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[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Corgi walks into the office, steeling themselves for the exciting prospects of doing meaningful social work (and getting paid!). They walk into the office and are surprised by the door being quickly shut behind them, the windows dimmed, lights low. "So Corgi are you ready to help End Homelessness?"

"Of course!" they say, "I'm ready to get to work."

"Good." As the city manager shifts in her chair the light reveals the faint outline of a poster of Mao Zedong.

"Here's the list of the most powerful landlords in the city. We've already taken legal steps to ensure the tenants will inherit the properties."

The manager unrolls a bunch of tools. Not notepads or tablets. Silencers, garottes, mysterious vials, advanced gas pistols, suicide drones, jammers, you name it.

"Enjoy your first day on the job."

(seriously congrats tho.)

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Look im not saying that i would PREFER doing that, but also i would prefer it if the work was like that

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yes I too would enjoy playing a modded mission in Hitman 3.

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