I find a job, no matter how menial or degrading, for 1990-1995 while I execute the following trading strategy:

In each case I buy at their low for the given year and sell at their high for the given year.

By the end of 1995 I'm set to retire in incredible luxury by just blowing a billion dollars on whatever strikes my fancy. The rest of the money I hand out to whatever group, neighbourhood, cause, whatever that I think needs money to the tune of a million dollars a day. Since I've probably got about 15 years left to me after that, my remaining money goes into a trust that does a "perpetual withdrawal" scenario. Assuming a conservative 5% return on the trust's account, I can perpetually pay out about 3.5 million dollars per day forever. The trustees would be tasked with paying out according to my rules, of course.