You fall into a right wing incel cult and get shot by the police after trying to kill a liberal politician.

You fall helplessly in love with a really hot, really smart girl who completely despises you

you notice peculiar signs that foretell great calamities but you can never make sense of it

You become a MAGA supporter

Neurotypical?

I mean, gain that lifestyle and it already comes with plenty of bad side effects anyway I suppose?

A tiny version of you with your current faculties is trapped inside your mind, you can hear them faintly wail in agony when you sleep.